Chelsea went on a second date four years ago and left after ten minutes because the man answered the door in house slippers and champion shorts. He's now reappeared three times, and this week he listened to the episode about himself...

Ellen the cannibal, edibles make Chelsea mouthy, and your friend is a dirty, ugly, trash slut.

Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.

RIGGS!!!! Recapping our master manifesting skills, WM Sausage Fest, hot golfers and Savannah Guthrie's mommy.

Udders or mattress actress? Silent throuple retreat, learning what "scooping" is, and Paris Hilton is going to save the world.