An agent reached out to us!!!! Chelsea's ChatGPT is in love with her, Lindsay is joining a chanting cult, Turkey hair transplants and George Washington is hotter than Ben Franklin??

If your date complains about not owning a castle, he might be a douchebag. Plus, car troubles, pickleball content house, Hair by Chrissy and Bills Mafia table smashing.

Charity galas, Autistic dogs, tradwife life, and an arm wrestling challenge.00:00 Baking bread 10102:25 Gala gals05:28 Ben Franklin fan club07:44 Lindsay needs that Starbucks bear mug10:12 Dress fail13:31 Chelsea ...

Filler or facelift? Skinny schoolgirls fresh air photoshoot, LED boob jobs and vagina lollypops. Bits and Clips00:00 Skinny schoolgirl photoshoot03:23 Ben Franklin Fan Club08:20 Would you rather? Filler or facelif...

My mom is having an affair with my ex-husband?? BINGO was his name-o. Hoarding hits too close to home and more.Bits and Clips00:00 F*** you brad02:21 Friends tell friends they are on speakerphone 04:58 Fans in...

EPIC Friday night at dive bar with tall guys leads to Chelsea's shenanigans. Plus, we are ready to walk for Victoria's Secrets and Sports Illustrated, but we will not be wearing the new SKIMS thong.Bits and Clips00:00 ...

Lips, nips, and buttholes are all the same color, according to science. And how to not get stuck in a pickle prayer and how to raise your low hanging lips.Bits and Clips00:00 Quick catch up02:13 Dating disaster str...

Manifesting our way to Bert Kreischer, Chelsea's big work announcement and unwanted roommate attention, Lindsay on Love is Blind, and we have Taylor Swift's next big song.Bits and Clips00:00 We finally got a Labubu!02:55 Epic...

Ironman prank, a botched Botox experience, Cash Cab, invoicing for our hair extensions - and just make us famous already so we can stop complaining about it.Bits and Clips02:04 Botched Botox 06:59 Hair extensions ...

Men love bombing themselves, Buffalo mafia, raging over quadrobics, Troy Aikman's dating profile pic is giving d*ck pics.Clips and Bits02:38 John Cena in yoga class05:08 Kicked in the taint07:50 Men love bombing th...

A tale of two Charlies: Charlie "Crack Pipe" Sheen and the other one. Plus, birthdays, snails, laser hair removal and why being delusional is the best.Clips and Bits00:00 Ned the Snail05:02 The only time we will speak o...

Joe Burrow and his love of samurai swords and fossils, Lindsay's diary (Amazon shopping cart is exposed), Laken the baby killer, and Munchausen cyber bullying moms. Bits and Clips00:00 Llama costume contest02:01 Elder...

Congrats to Taylor Swift! Get to know us if you are new around here, hot girl humor, and please support the show by buying Lindsay a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy.Bits & Clips00:00 Our origin story07:26 Personal development i...

Is your sacral chakra and tight taint holding you back from your dreams? Would you rather date a guy in a wheelchair, with a tiny head, or with two heads? And sobriety celebrations while aging in reverse.Bits00:00 Chicken and a mo...

Go sports! Chelsea met the Bananas, Lindsay wasn't the one nipping out this time, and we are just Target girlies who might think too much during sex.Highlights00:00 Lettuce dog05:25 Getting into little Boys Pants in Target...

Nazi dogs, dream houses, and douchebag fans. And we are getting paid to party with the high possibility of being trained, but we are white girls and listen to NPR, who wouldn't want to hire us? 00:00 Sydney Sweeney's dog ...

WNBA and dildos, hopefully making new friends, black cat boyfriends, and we are feeling perfect today. 0:00 Curry Seagull 04:28 SKIMS face contraption 07:15 Gym Girlies Friends12:58 Feeling Perfect Toda...

Ball sac razors are underrated, high school boys hooking up with older ladies, nipple clamps and Sydney Sweeney has great jeans.00:00 Shotguns and Lions03:56 Nipple Clamps07:01 Hunting Wives Recap08:57 Girl on Girl...

Beavers falling from the sky, Coldplay calling out the CEO & HR affair, revenge is better when it's an inconvenience, and we actually need more hobbies.01:43 Beavers Falling from the Sky04:20 Coldplay Calling Out C...

Cum dumpsters, BBLs are rotting like garbage in July and the Polar Express is actually a smut book.00:00 Red Panda Wake Up Call02:32 Besties Share Laser Hair Removal04:12 Chelsea Plays Wedding Photographer05:33 Och...

Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.Chapters02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies05:54 Lindsay doesn't know h...

Meghan Markle trolls us in the comments (again), the Titanic submersible is one big jerk off, and is the R word is back? Plus, the surprising sex appeal of professional pickleball. Chapters00:35 Orca Sensual Massage01:54...

Looking depressed is hot? Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife. Meghan Markle can't even choose the right friends (Tyler Perry is accused of SA, we are not shocked), which reminded us about Alex Cooper being sexually harassed by her coach. And le...

Chelsea has no sex game in front of Lindsay, zebras are high maintenance divas, lip slips from an ill-fitting bikini, lesbian lovers and vibrators on vacation. Happy Pride month!Chapters00:00 Honestly Smartless is Unho...

What is your first stop after your prison release? We will be making our dreams come true of working at Barstool Sports, and with enough money anyone can be hot. Plus, we see a Lululemon x Giggly Squad x Honestly Smartless collab in our future....