Why I Gave my Dog a Hand Job

Seven bags of hidden dog treats. A dining room chair wedged under the bedroom door. A half-hour sensual dog massage that accomplished absolutely nothing. Just a normal week in Chelsea's house.

Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay get into the full chaos of living with someone you don't trust. Secret treat stashes, the supplements that never get given, the "did you take your meds today" text that ends every argument and why leaving is never as simple as people make it sound. 

They also break down the Alex Cooper vs. Alex Earl situation, why Bethany Frankel needs to stop telling women to support each other, the looks-maxing influencer Clavicular, the golden handcuff trap of marrying rich at 19, and why making your own decisions is genuinely hard when you've never been allowed to.

Lindsay is watching a pedo-adjacent TikTok movie nobody asked for and at the pet store over cried at a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy. 

We covered a lot of ground, so buckle up Then end.