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Honestly Smartless
Honestly Smartless is a weekly comedy podcast for women who are tired of being told to have it together. Dr. Lindsay Regehr and stand-up comedian Chelsea Turano cover relationships, men behaving badly, real life disasters, friendship, and the chaos of being a functioning adult with zero filter and too much honesty. If you love Trash Tuesday, Giggly Squad or Two Bears One Cave, this is your new obsession. New episodes every Monday.
Episodes
407 episodes
How to Get Divorced with your Best Friend
Chelsea smuggled a butcher knife out of her old apartment at 8 AM, drove through a school zone going 30 in a 20 with it stuffed in her boot, still high from yoga, and has decided to just leave it in the trail trash. Lindsay's Instag...
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Why Men Hate Women
We know why men hate women, and it either has to do with the NFL or ladies being super tiny. We have a whole gym-bro breakdown and a pantsless yoga teacher. Plus: the wildest new friend group we've made yet (Tampa people, what is wrong with you...
How to Break Up in 5 Minutes
How to break up in 5 minutes:1. Start a podcast with your bestie 4 years ago2. Talk about every aspect of your life and your feelings and life decisions.3. Release the episode before you have a tough conversation with your husban...
Nip Slips and Psychics
A psychic, a nipple, and six days of radio silence. Lindsay takes her first solo vacation. The psychic says full-time podcaster by end of year and rich in three. All while she accidentally flashes her nipple in a reel. Chelsea gains...
My Therapist Said Stop Talking About Feelings
Lindsay just had her first therapy session, and it did not go the direction you'd expect. She's feeling a "solid friendship vibe" with her husb and her therapist says to shut down feelings and stick to facts. He called her in a time of need, Li...
[REPLAY] MAGA with Camel Toes
Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.Chapters02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies05:54 Lindsay doesn't know h...
Midlife Crisis Meltdown
Besties, we are NOT okay and we are LOVING it. This week Lindsay drops the bomb we did not see coming: she's having marriage issues and an identity crisis, she's moving out, and she is moving in with her partner in crime, Chelsea. Two dumb girl...
Salmon Jizz (REPLAY)
Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.**ORIGINAL AIR DATE 02/16/2026***
Dating Advice From a Woman Who Tells Guys Her Credit Score on Date One
She's moving out for real this time. After everything that went down with the roommate, Chelsea plays "reasons I'm excited to move out".Cyber updates, a guy who hit on both of them in the same week, a rodeo night gone sideways, a Nordstr...
Knicks in Five and Back Fat Rankings
Knicks are champions. Lindsay called her husband fat in the car and immediately got dropped off. And after a weekend that escalated into the kind of night nobody should have to have, Chelsea is officially moving out and ...
Everything We Can't Talk About
Parrot earrings from a dead woman's jewelry box, a homemade NA Paloma recipe, and the hottest guy in Denver showing up at Chelseas's work. Chelsea and Lindsay get into the wannabe Christian influencer who prays over his wife's perio...
ASMR Bedtime Stories
Thirty days. Six dates. One thunderstorm. Chelsea finally spent the night and she's reporting back on everything. He had two candles going (one that sounds like a campfire), a playlist titled "Sex" that ChatGPT built for 49-year-olds, carried h...
Memorial Day: Panic Attack at 6AM, a Child We Didn't Plan For & Sand in our Pants
At 11:30 Thursday night, someone said "pack your bags, we're going to Santa Fe" and somehow it worked. Chelsea and Lindsay recap their Memorial Day weekend road trip: a six-hour drive with a road trip game, a wet blanket who became ...
Penis Pumps ft. Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard
Bobby Lee. Two makeouts. Front row. In front of everyone. Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay are joined by Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard — a Wisconsin podcast duo born out of steak nights, Leinenkugels, and too much free time d...
Cinco de Mayo, Cocaine Confetti & the Guy Who Still Uses "Magic Stick" in 2026
A man offered Chelsea Aspen, Portugal and a yacht this summer. He is not younger or hotter, but Lindsay thinks she can get over that.Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay catch up on two weeks of chaos. -Two Friends EDM show at Red ...
Viral Cheer Dad, Latin Teacher & Full-Time Comedian: Jay Yoder Origin Story
He started comedy at 38, made $7 at his first show, framed it, and now women are running across ESPN Wide World of Sports screaming his name for a photo. Jay Yoder is that guy.Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay sit down with comedian, viral ...
Barbed Wire Condoms & Nipple Cover Injuries
Vegas recap, a pickleball bronze medal, and a knee scrape that requires some explaining.Vegas girls trip included karaoke, a wig flying off mid-Bohemian Rhapsody, nipple covers that took a layer of skin with them, and the bathtub situati...
Why I Gave my Dog a Hand Job
Seven bags of hidden dog treats. A dining room chair wedged under the bedroom door. A half-hour sensual dog massage that accomplished absolutely nothing. Just a normal week in Chelsea's house.Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay get into the full cha...
Shitting Pants, Divorces & FLDS Cults
She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting your pants stories, and Chelsea has a personal connection the the FLDS and...
The Masters: $6 Beers, No Phones, and Golf Villains with Josh Decker
Masters 2026, golf villains, $6 beers & the challenge of going analogue at the Masters. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay sit down with Josh Decker, host of the Off the Deck Podcast, for a crash course on everything Masters week.Josh breaks do...
First Date Wedgies, Meth Influencers, and Why the Algorithm Hates Us
A listener went on a first date, had a great time, and got a wedgie at the end of the night. We told her to go on the second date. We break down the TikTok algorithm and why female comedy podcasters can't catch a break, the Instagra...
Tiger Woods is Black Jesus
We are in ranting mood, and no one is marked safe.Chelsea also makes her triumphant return to ballet after 35 years, heals some childhood trauma along the way, and learns that pickleball and ballet have absolutely nothing in common. ...
Taylor Frankie Paul, The Bachelorette is Cancelled & Why We Never Blame the Right Person
Taylor Frankie Paul was supposed to be the Bachelorette. Then her baby daddy released a two-year-old video to TMZ right before premiere and blew up her life, her career, and apparently the entire Bachelor franchise with it. We talk ...