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Honestly Smartless
Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay Regehr are two hot messes with PhDs in pop culture, bad decisions, and oversharing.
Sometimes smart, always hilarious, they dive into relationships, shopping addictions, and the absurdity of modern life with unfiltered honesty and zero shame. Tune in each week for rants, revelations, and more TMI than you ever asked for.
Episodes
349 episodes
Pickleball Porn
Meghan Markle trolls us in the comments (again), the Titanic submersible is one big jerk off, and is the R word is back? Plus, the surprising sex appeal of professional pickleball. Chapters00:35 Orca Sensual Massage01:54...
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Depression Core
Looking depressed is hot? Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife. Meghan Markle can't even choose the right friends (Tyler Perry is accused of SA, we are not shocked), which reminded us about Alex Cooper being sexually harassed by her coach. And le...
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Lesbian Lovers
Chelsea has no sex game in front of Lindsay, zebras are high maintenance divas, lip slips from an ill-fitting bikini, lesbian lovers and vibrators on vacation. Happy Pride month!Chapters00:00 Honestly Smartless is Unho...
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The Art of Being Hot
What is your first stop after your prison release? We will be making our dreams come true of working at Barstool Sports, and with enough money anyone can be hot. Plus, we see a Lululemon x Giggly Squad x Honestly Smartless collab in our future....
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37:45
Hot Autism Summer
Ben Affleck makes Autism look hot, dumb beauty trends you do not need, and our new names ae Lil' Oatie + Lil' Dehydrate. 00:00 – Japanese fairy 01:09 – Night creams are a scam 04:05 – Goat's milk gone wr...
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42:16
Ozempic Confessions
Ozempic secrets, Diddy and his rubber duckies, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick influencer lessons, and Kim Kardashian is back at it again with another SKIMS bra no one asked for.Chapters 00:00 - Banter & Bullsh...
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39:20
Great American Sperm Race
Your beauty routine costs more than rent, and somewhere out there, a man is racing sperm in the name of masculinity. 00:00 – Face Down, Ass Up Bees02:19 – Beauty Standards & Why We’re Broke from Sephora<...
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43:43
Promising Young Women Love Smut
Big dogs, tiny dogs, diving into celebrity fashion controversies, cultural appropriation, awkward social situations. Our review of Promising Young Woman, and the evolving world of adult entertainment. ...
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53:03
Betting on the Pope
Who are you betting on to be the next pope? Root the Wood Turtle is scooting through life, we are big Fenty Beauty fans, and Jordon (Bill Belichick's girlfriend) is not a gold digger, she is an entrepreneur.
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Blow Me Away
John Hamm and Shannon Sharpe refuse to be cancelled, Chelsea might be getting catfished, Lindsay blows the lid on the secret to a happy relationship, donkeys carrying lambs, Rent-A-Friend and more.
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46:49
Where do Old Waitresses go to Die?
Is being a Walmart greeter in Chelsea's future? And we chat about the bizarre Canadian Stork Derby competition, $40 socks, spoon theory and Katy Perry and the rocket riding ladies.
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41:41
Who Hired the Devil?
Sometimes your coworkers suck, and we have solutions of how to handle handle them.
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9:35
Strap-Ons & Sad Boys
Canadian goose, lonely boys, rating Hinge profiles, and how do you choose a smut book. Plus, Lululemon haul and at-home chemical peels - what could go wrong?
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35:46
How to tell your partner they are fat
Do you tip toe around it or just give it to them straight? Tell us what how you would tell your partner they are looking a little tubby.
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9:44
Affairs & Friendship Fails
Double dutching dogs, blurry boundaries, and 5 things you need from Target. Plus, do you have 5 friends that you actually like?
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35:50
Leave Remy Alone
Let Remy live her life! Plus, how to to trick yourself into a eating a salad and dealing with hating your body.
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15:41
Morgan Wallen had a Bad Hair Day
Did Morgan Wallen really stomp off? Lindsay had an unsuccessful cat rescue, Chelsea is going pro in pickleball soon, and WTF is up with incest on White Lotus?
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35:38
Bad Girlzzz
Bhad Bhabie vs Alabama Barker, doing rich kid sh*t, and we came up with our own bad girlzzz nicknames.
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13:12
Big Balls in Tight Jeans
Pickleball season is in full swing, cellulite happens to everyone, we need therapy advice and to learn how to eat smaller portions.
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34:57
Ugly Spring Shoes
Why are we giving up on shoes this season? And shopping is more fun when you are feeling your best - even if the fashion is hideous.
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15:36
Doggy Style to Dating Style
New undies, terrorism is funny, animal sounds across the world, and a dating update.
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38:48
5 Must-have Self-Care Products for 2025
Russian beauty routines, scalp care, and taking lessons from Meghan Markle (Sussex).
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Addicted to Abusive Relationships
Chelsea can't seem to quit comedy, Lindsay has friendship amnesia, and we just want to feel special.
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