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Honestly Smartless
Honestly Smartless is a weekly comedy podcast for women who are tired of being told to have it together. Dr. Lindsay Regehr and stand-up comedian Chelsea Turano cover relationships, men behaving badly, real life disasters, friendship, and the chaos of being a functioning adult with zero filter and too much honesty. If you love Trash Tuesday, Giggly Squad or Two Bears One Cave, this is your new obsession. New episodes every Monday.
Episodes
394 episodes
Penis Pumps ft. Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard
Bobby Lee. Two makeouts. Front row. In front of everyone. Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay are joined by Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard — a Wisconsin podcast duo born out of steak nights, Leinenkugels, and too much free time d...
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Cinco de Mayo, Cocaine Confetti & the Guy Who Still Uses "Magic Stick" in 2026
A man offered Chelsea Aspen, Portugal and a yacht this summer. He is not younger or hotter, but Lindsay thinks she can get over that.Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay catch up on two weeks of chaos. -Two Friends EDM show at Red ...
Viral Cheer Dad, Latin Teacher & Full-Time Comedian: Jay Yoder Origin Story
He started comedy at 38, made $7 at his first show, framed it, and now women are running across ESPN Wide World of Sports screaming his name for a photo. Jay Yoder is that guy.Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay sit down with comedian, viral ...
Barbed Wire Condoms & Nipple Cover Injuries
Vegas recap, a pickleball bronze medal, and a knee scrape that requires some explaining.Vegas girls trip included karaoke, a wig flying off mid-Bohemian Rhapsody, nipple covers that took a layer of skin with them, and the bathtub situati...
Why I Gave my Dog a Hand Job
Seven bags of hidden dog treats. A dining room chair wedged under the bedroom door. A half-hour sensual dog massage that accomplished absolutely nothing. Just a normal week in Chelsea's house.Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay get into the full cha...
Shitting Pants, Divorces & FLDS Cults
She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting your pants stories, and Chelsea has a personal connection the the FLDS and...
The Masters: $6 Beers, No Phones, and Golf Villains with Josh Decker
Masters 2026, golf villains, $6 beers & the challenge of going analogue at the Masters. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay sit down with Josh Decker, host of the Off the Deck Podcast, for a crash course on everything Masters week.Josh breaks do...
First Date Wedgies, Meth Influencers, and Why the Algorithm Hates Us
A listener went on a first date, had a great time, and got a wedgie at the end of the night. We told her to go on the second date. We break down the TikTok algorithm and why female comedy podcasters can't catch a break, the Instagra...
Tiger Woods is Black Jesus
We are in ranting mood, and no one is marked safe.Chelsea also makes her triumphant return to ballet after 35 years, heals some childhood trauma along the way, and learns that pickleball and ballet have absolutely nothing in common. ...
Taylor Frankie Paul, The Bachelorette is Cancelled & Why We Never Blame the Right Person
Taylor Frankie Paul was supposed to be the Bachelorette. Then her baby daddy released a two-year-old video to TMZ right before premiere and blew up her life, her career, and apparently the entire Bachelor franchise with it. We talk ...
Manosphere Dicks and Icks
Full story of the guy with no car, wears sweatpants at 2:00 pm, has one Bass Pro Shop hat, and a suspicious lack of personal details. Chelsea let's her besties send the text to end it all.Red pill manosphere men are making money by degra...
474 Day Draught Ends and Aaron Rodgers PSA
474 days. Three nights. One cashmere blazer. Zero regrets.Lindsay dared the universe to cancel her, and it was terrifying. Finance bros own 6.7 vests, Aaron Rodgers stays jacked specifically so his wife wants to f--- him, and...
The Man She Humiliated on Her Podcast Showed Up at Her Job
Chelsea went on a second date four years ago and left after ten minutes because the man answered the door in house slippers and champion shorts. He's now reappeared three times, and this week he listened to the episode about himself...
Ellen and Edibles
Ellen the cannibal, edibles make Chelsea mouthy, and your friend is a dirty, ugly, trash slut.
Salmon Jizz
Spit or swallow? Eating babies, falling out of love, and get your butts checked.
Waste Management Phoenix Open Recap
RIGGS!!!! Recapping our master manifesting skills, WM Sausage Fest, hot golfers and Savannah Guthrie's mommy.
Milk Mansion vs Bop House
Udders or mattress actress? Silent throuple retreat, learning what "scooping" is, and Paris Hilton is going to save the world.
Booty, Botox, and Beckhams
What is Bubbles up to? Chelsea's booty gains, Lindsay can't get Botox to save her life, and which side of the Beckham drama are you on?
Am I an Autistic Barbie?
Happy birthday Chelsea! We are taking this show on the road, 2016 is back, and the Autism Barbie hits a little too close to home.
Game Night Gaslighting
Only Fans $6,000 course for free (you're welcome), Tom Brady should count his blessing for being seen with Alix Earle, gold bars in big books, and are we bad people?
Pay Pigs
Farkakte ozempic, pimping out pay pigs, Rockefeller/Kellogg conspiracy theory, and daddy issues.
2025 Recap
Justin Timberlake, pickleball, Ozempic, Barstool, getting an agent and more highlights of 2025.
Taylor Swift Eras and Gay Dogs
Why can't Chelsea's dog just be gay? Kamala recap for Barstool Sports, and Taylor Swift is really onto something.