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Honestly Smartless
Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay Regehr are two hot messes with PhDs in pop culture, bad decisions, and oversharing.
Sometimes smart, always hilarious, they dive into relationships, shopping addictions, and the absurdity of modern life with unfiltered honesty and zero shame. Tune in each week for rants, revelations, and more TMI than you ever asked for.
Episodes
359 episodes
Joe Burrow Loves Fossils
Joe Burrow and his love of samurai swords and fossils, Lindsay's diary (Amazon shopping cart is exposed), Laken the baby killer, and Munchausen cyber bullying moms. Bits and Clips00:00 Llama costume contest02:01 Elder...
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Taylor Swift is Done with Shrek Dating
Congrats to Taylor Swift! Get to know us if you are new around here, hot girl humor, and please support the show by buying Lindsay a Bernese Mountain Dog puppy.Bits & Clips00:00 Our origin story07:26 Personal development i...
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37:41
Manifesting a Free Taint
Is your sacral chakra and tight taint holding you back from your dreams? Would you rather date a guy in a wheelchair, with a tiny head, or with two heads? And sobriety celebrations while aging in reverse.Bits00:00 Chicken and a mo...
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48:03
Savannah Bananas Snail Trail
Go sports! Chelsea met the Bananas, Lindsay wasn't the one nipping out this time, and we are just Target girlies who might think too much during sex.Highlights00:00 Lettuce dog05:25 Getting into little Boys Pants in Target...
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44:20
Move Over Katie Feeney
Nazi dogs, dream houses, and douchebag fans. And we are getting paid to party with the high possibility of being trained, but we are white girls and listen to NPR, who wouldn't want to hire us? 00:00 Sydney Sweeney's dog ...
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38:49
Soft Throuple
WNBA and dildos, hopefully making new friends, black cat boyfriends, and we are feeling perfect today. 0:00 Curry Seagull 04:28 SKIMS face contraption 07:15 Gym Girlies Friends12:58 Feeling Perfect Toda...
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53:04
Hunting Wives
Ball sac razors are underrated, high school boys hooking up with older ladies, nipple clamps and Sydney Sweeney has great jeans.00:00 Shotguns and Lions03:56 Nipple Clamps07:01 Hunting Wives Recap08:57 Girl on Girl...
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57:18
Kiss Cam Cheaters
Beavers falling from the sky, Coldplay calling out the CEO & HR affair, revenge is better when it's an inconvenience, and we actually need more hobbies.01:43 Beavers Falling from the Sky04:20 Coldplay Calling Out C...
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33:44
BBL Butt Rot
Cum dumpsters, BBLs are rotting like garbage in July and the Polar Express is actually a smut book.00:00 Red Panda Wake Up Call02:32 Besties Share Laser Hair Removal04:12 Chelsea Plays Wedding Photographer05:33 Och...
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45:55
MAGA with Camel Toes
Camel toe or moose knuckle? Should we infiltrate the MAGA influencers? WTF is up with Will Smith, and a fun game to play with your bestie.Chapters02:51 Parrots calling people P*ssies05:54 Lindsay doesn't know h...
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45:35
Pickleball Porn
Meghan Markle trolls us in the comments (again), the Titanic submersible is one big jerk off, and is the R word is back? Plus, the surprising sex appeal of professional pickleball. Chapters00:35 Orca Sensual Massage01:54...
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36:19
Depression Core
Looking depressed is hot? Aaron Rodgers chose the wrong wife. Meghan Markle can't even choose the right friends (Tyler Perry is accused of SA, we are not shocked), which reminded us about Alex Cooper being sexually harassed by her coach. And le...
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33:10
Lesbian Lovers
Chelsea has no sex game in front of Lindsay, zebras are high maintenance divas, lip slips from an ill-fitting bikini, lesbian lovers and vibrators on vacation. Happy Pride month!Chapters00:00 Honestly Smartless is Unho...
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42:06
The Art of Being Hot
What is your first stop after your prison release? We will be making our dreams come true of working at Barstool Sports, and with enough money anyone can be hot. Plus, we see a Lululemon x Giggly Squad x Honestly Smartless collab in our future....
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36:59
Hot Autism Summer
Ben Affleck makes Autism look hot, dumb beauty trends you do not need, and our new names ae Lil' Oatie + Lil' Dehydrate. 00:00 – Japanese fairy 01:09 – Night creams are a scam 04:05 – Goat's milk gone wr...
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41:30
Ozempic Confessions
Ozempic secrets, Diddy and his rubber duckies, Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick influencer lessons, and Kim Kardashian is back at it again with another SKIMS bra no one asked for.Chapters 00:00 - Banter & Bullsh...
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38:34
Great American Sperm Race
Your beauty routine costs more than rent, and somewhere out there, a man is racing sperm in the name of masculinity. 00:00 – Face Down, Ass Up Bees02:19 – Beauty Standards & Why We’re Broke from Sephora<...
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42:57
Promising Young Women Love Smut
Big dogs, tiny dogs, diving into celebrity fashion controversies, cultural appropriation, awkward social situations. Our review of Promising Young Woman, and the evolving world of adult entertainment. ...
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52:17
Betting on the Pope
Who are you betting on to be the next pope? Root the Wood Turtle is scooting through life, we are big Fenty Beauty fans, and Jordon (Bill Belichick's girlfriend) is not a gold digger, she is an entrepreneur.
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Blow Me Away
John Hamm and Shannon Sharpe refuse to be cancelled, Chelsea might be getting catfished, Lindsay blows the lid on the secret to a happy relationship, donkeys carrying lambs, Rent-A-Friend and more.
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46:03
Where do Old Waitresses go to Die?
Is being a Walmart greeter in Chelsea's future? And we chat about the bizarre Canadian Stork Derby competition, $40 socks, spoon theory and Katy Perry and the rocket riding ladies.
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40:55
Who Hired the Devil?
Sometimes your coworkers suck, and we have solutions of how to handle handle them.
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9:35
Strap-Ons & Sad Boys
Canadian goose, lonely boys, rating Hinge profiles, and how do you choose a smut book. Plus, Lululemon haul and at-home chemical peels - what could go wrong?
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