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Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay Regehr Honestly Smartless - the podcast your girlfriend doesn't know you listen to. Sometimes smart. Always hilarious.

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First Date Wedgies, Meth Influencers, and Why the Algorithm Hates Us

April 06, 2026

0:00 | 42:38

A listener went on a first date, had a great time, and got a wedgie at the end of the night. We told her to go on the second date.

We break down the TikTok algorithm and why female comedy podcasters can't catch a break, the Instagram influencer charging $5.99 to analyze your face shape (Lindsay's an iron, obviously), and Clavicular telling men to smoke crystal meth for more energy.

Plus: Tiger Woods and Trump, the moon mission's diversity casting, the pickleball Christian who cornered Lindsay for 20 minutes about having kids, parkour tag on ESPN Ocho, Olympic pickleball dreams, and a very exciting PR update.

00:00 First Date Wedgie
06:32 'Merica and Easter
14:44 Influencers on Meth and more
22:20 Family Matters
26:38 Everyone Dies
29:34 Childlessness by Choice
40:16 Be Confident, not Humble

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