Raunchy Rap & Relationship Skills

What kind of bedroom skills do you need in order to write a raunchy rap about it?
Plus, ins and outs for 2025.

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Honestly 1.9.25 (00:02.052)
week's episode of Advice for Your Besties. Each week we have questions and we will give you some answers.

Okay, I was listening to female rap artist and it was a raunchy song. Bad tracks? Like nasty, Yeah, shit. she's like, this is so good, this seems so good. This is kinked at? Anyway, question for you. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah, I know what you're saying.

I'll let you listen to it. just don't have it. What is she doing in order to have kitty cat that good? What exactly is she doing? She's like, you're going to be so addicted. So I was like, in my mind, I'm like, what do I need to be doing? But it's so amazing. would be addicted. Like here's an apartment. Hmm. I think.

She must be doing the splits. She's doing splits during sex? Yeah. Like on him? Yeah. What? Yeah. No. Yes. I think she's doing splits and then you like twerk up and down while you're like in splits position. No. That's what I think is happening. Is that the only thing that's happening? It could be a one trick. Well, in addition to having good pussy, she probably gives a good blowjob.

So yeah, keep practicing that. And she probably also, some good like up on the wall action. Legs up, one leg is always up in the air or like maybe her legs are behind her head. I feel like she's very flexible. Yeah. Can't we all? Not everyone.

Honestly 1.9.25 (02:06.724)
Not everybody. So I feel like there's a lot of flexibility involved and like some sort of gymnastics are happening. And always gyration. Yeah, a lot gyration or like twerking. She's doing something with her ass too. I agree, it's a lot of it. Yeah, that's what I think is happening. Or she's just full of shit and she actually is not that good. No, but you know what I mean? If it's not her specifically, there's a lady out there that is living this narrative. Yeah.

And what is she doing? she's having sex with him while she's in splits. Yep. my god. I am having a hard time having my head around that. Then what else is she doing? Amazing blowjobs. feel like if you can master that, then.

world is your oyster. mean, volunteers out there, but you must be able to get it up preferably without any help. No help is a requirement. And you have to sustain at the elite. I mean, like you got to sustain. Those are the requisites. Don't be mean and anything else. Don't play the guitar. How slippers are now? Yeah, no oxygen.

You

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I don't know where you got that from, but it seems cool. I know, I just heard that happen sometimes. Alright, split, split jobs. Acrobatics. I don't want to work cut out for you. Yeah. Alright, do you have any other questions? Well, I was thinking we'd go through the ins and outs for 2025. Alright, let's do it. Don't you have to go to work soon?

Yeah, I do. Yeah, but we have like four minutes. Exactly. Actually, oh, wait, let's do this other question for $10 million. What's the word I would use? I don't know. Oh, well, I don't know how you spell this word, but mine would be. If I did that to you, that'd be annoying. No, that's how I would get you to laugh.

I thought it was the, what one would make you angry? No, what would make you laugh?

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It's just a look. Just show me a photo of you trying to smile.

That's it. Nailed it.

Every time but I feel like it's cheating, but what's another word? I don't know. I think this is a good game show idea. Yeah, it's a great game show. Mm-hmm. Okay Just one word. Just one word.

I already did it. I don't know. I don't know. But I'll make a note. OK. That's a great question. OK. So let's do ins and outs for 2025. Just says like nice jacket at the bottom. Well, that's why I forget the guy said nice jacket. OK. So these are in pet influencers in costumes dressing up your pups like Butch and Sunny.

I think that's Owen. You know what? Those AI dogs that we've been watching are addictive. Oh my god, are they addictive? My algorithm was like, would you like to wake up for a little bit?

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And I am liking the fat golden retriever because I love a fat dog and he kind of looks like the dog from up. I get that. you know, he's so cute. Sneaker heels. Never. It wasn't cute. It wasn't cute when Sarah Blakely brought them back last year. So no, I have that. Like the kind of narrow ones with the.

Ew. It was Steve Nunn. Anyway, go on. In is hyper personalized workouts. He's an AI.

I feel like you have an addiction to AI. I do. chat. To chatty Cathy. Yeah, no, good one. You really honed in on that quickly. Yes. You're like, just chat. Chat it. Chat it. Chat it. It's changing my life. I know. You were really on a chat kick last night with podcasting stuff. It does come in handy for podcasting. It comes in handy for everything. I guess now I'm feeling like I'm an old person because I'm using Google. Oh my god. Why would you use Google?

It's disgusting and it's archaic and it just doesn't narrow down. I have a very specific question. Don't send me another link. I guess I'm not really asking that specific questions in Google. You're asking questions. Are you not? Not really. Like the questions I'm asking are who sang this song? Exactly. That's a Google question. Yeah. Yeah, I think it is. Well, you choose to make it a Google question. I get it. Respectfully, I understand, but you're missing out on your life.

Or like, or what movie were you watching the other day with Reese Witherspoon? Welcome Home or Back Home, yeah. Yeah, see that's a Google question as to who are the actors in this movie. Because I have to look at the IMBD and then go scroll through. They list it. They list it. OK, I will get on. I stumped it the other day and I like, what was the exact weather temperature in Tokyo on January 18th, 20th?

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They're like what the fuck kind of question is that?

There needs to be a whole new chat GPT division of content writers that will answer what does it feel like when it's 50 degrees in Tokyo on January 18th in 2020? You know, like we need very specific like feelings rather than facts. let's see micro adventures. Those are in so like epic day trips or weekend trips instead of a big vacation.

Honestly 1.9.25 (09:26.759)
That's true You should follow us around for a day You would I Know we'll start selling tickets you guys you can come along with the show Let's see pajama chic is in

Mm hmm. We've been doing that too. Oh, we're so ahead of schedule. were doing it. I know. OK, this is what they say is out for 2025. Giant water bottles. Yeah, no, unless you're a fitness influencer or a professional athlete. Uh huh. Like myself. Right. So I must carry a giant jug at all times. No, she's doing the right thing. You know why it's out? Because nobody can really drink 64 ounces of water. So like, mm.

Well, you're giving up too soon if you can't drink 64 ounces of water. Mm hmm. Oh, this is out overproduced podcast. That's right. Suck it. This is not overproduced at all. Here you are. Here we are. Want the real deal? Here it is. It could be realer. Oh, they say that face filters are out. Yeah, is. We knew that. But are you still going to continue to do it? Filler. No, filters. Oh, yeah. You don't like me, do you?

You look so good without a filter on Instagram. Yes, you do. You're so kind. no. Ew. No, just get a real one. Like a more natural one. OK, fair. Let's see. Oh, you know what I think is out is the Celebrity Lookalike Contest. That was a real thing last year. No, it's not. I mean, by December. Like a few.

There was a Timothee Chalamet lookalike contest. And the Glenn Powell lookalike contest. Did you say they met each other at the Golden Globes? Timothee Chalamet and Glenn Powell's lookalikes met their respective actors and the Glenn Powell one. Ay, ay, His hair was so spiky and he had the aviators on. I guess maybe he won because he wore aviator sunglasses, but he definitely looked like the gas station.

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version of Glenn Powell. Yes, very poor man's Glenn Powell. Yeah. Well, not a Bucky's or a quick trip or Japan 7-Eleven. I know it seemed like the backup backup. like, Huh, that's interesting. No.

Let's see, bathroom selfies, those are out. Yeah, I think so. Food challenges, like eating food. Yeah, that's out, being in an era. it's actually saying it. Yeah. I'm in my whatever era. I was never in an era. I am, I'm in a glow up era. Yeah.

Is that what you say? You're in a glow up era. No. All right. I'll strike that from right. Strike that. They also say that you should like stop saying like cringe. I can't stop. Who's saying this? Chat GPT. Yes, they are. They are absolutely. How crucial those words are to my vocabulary. Do you feel personally attacked by chat GPT? They say you should stop saying cringe.

if you know, you know, I like that phrase. I don't say it. I put those letters on my story. Yeah, they're over the letters. Now who's making this Facebook people? Yeah. Facebook let go of the moderation. So now it's a free for all. Yeah. Okay. How about, this is also out. Apparently is the open concept of living. I love that. don't have an open concept. kind of.

I have a hybrid. I feel like it's not. No, it's like fairly open concept. It's fairly open. Yeah. There's no walls. There's not like a solid wall between like the kitchen and the office area. Okay. It is not one continuous room. Okay. Fair enough. Like, you know what I mean? Like if you sat in the living room, you would not be in the kitchen. Come over to my house. If you're in the living room, you are basically in the kitchen. I like that. I like having both.

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I like, I like an open concept. I gotta be honest. I never sit in that room. I have sat in there six times. Wow. I've never used that room. That's wild. I don't even know what I should be doing in there. I don't know. You can just look longingly out the window. mean, I would do that. can curl up with a nice book by the fireplace. That sofa is so uncomfortable. Give me a real bitch to sleep in. I know. You're gonna have to get a new couch. I'm gonna have to get like a sofa.

A mattress pad? foam pad? my gosh, I don't know. Or just get a new one.

And let's see, one other thing that's in.

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I don't like this for being in eco-friendly footwear. Ew. You guys, just stop pretending you care about the environment, OK? This is all a sham. who's saying that? Again, the fashion industry. Uh-huh. Stop it. I've seen all the documentaries. I watched Buy It or Buy Now, whatever that documentary is called. I know. We all just put things in the recycling bin.

And then it gets transported over to like Thailand or Africa or wherever. Sri Lanka. huh. Now it's just like burying the beaches. So yeah, don't pretend that we're doing eco-friendly fashion. God, I hate that trend. It's so hypocritical. I know. buy more Toms. Every time a Toms is made, they get their wings and they like, they say that they're giving it to...

Honestly 1.9.25 (16:04.435)
Yeah, you should just wait until those shoes get thrown out and then you send it over to have her need shoes We should start a faux cause like that like

We're so sustainable. us your used Cartier jewelry and we swear it'll go to a good home and we'll donate to someone in need.

Honestly 1.9.25 (16:43.531)
I don't want someone's crusty Wild That's right. Well, yeah donate

Whatever you want to us and we'll recycle it for you. We'll make sure it goes to a good home. Just like no used leggings or active wear, please. Or shoes. No used clothing. Yeah. No apparel. Or shoes. No. I would have taken outerwear, but you guys missed that opportunity. We'll take bags. Any non durable goods. I will take like pair of Vuitton's. do they call it? Vuitton. Louis Vuitton. Or this.

Lou whatever Lou's got we'll take it. a non-refundable transferable plane ticket somewhere preferably to an all-inclusive resort that's already paid for. like a partnership with Call Her Daddy. want to donate that or like somehow like some type of agent or

We'll take any of those. Don't forget it's her birthday, okay? Because she won't let you. All right, make sure to share this episode with your besties.

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